Age 32, Male
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Joined on 3/15/09
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Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Fall into a hole.
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Defeat any low-level enemy without taking any damage.
Perfectly execute a bow attack.
Perfectly execute a melee combo.
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)